midorieyes:

If we ever get Spider-Man in a Deadpool movie, I’m going to be really disappointed if their first meeting doesn’t start out with Deadpool fighting some bad guys and turning to see Spider-Man swinging in to help, and then everything becomes slow-motion with a sexy smooth jazz number playing in the background and Wade’s inner fanboy starts freaking the fuck out.

Bonus points if the first thing that tumbles out of Deadpool’s mouth is “Hi I’m Peaddool it’s so nice to fuck you.”