wooerofevil:

The quickest gif I have ever made in my life, I literally hopped on just to do this because NO ONE ELSE HAS MADE IT YET. I gave you the mandated 4.3 seconds, internet. I’m disappointed.
Anyway, Mark is super fucking adorable whenever he gets something right so deal with that. x

wooerofevil:

The quickest gif I have ever made in my life, I literally hopped on just to do this because NO ONE ELSE HAS MADE IT YET. I gave you the mandated 4.3 seconds, internet. I’m disappointed.

Anyway, Mark is super fucking adorable whenever he gets something right so deal with that. x

optimysticals:

pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

I am so confused that people don’t know about ‘standard’ giant shredded wheat. Is this one of those “I am old” things?

lainabeatles:

ruinedchildhood:

Costco doesnt fuck around

What the ever-loving fuck

A to Z is such an underrated show. 

b00ksandp0ems:

fatandfabulousmermaid:

One of the first things they ask you in the ER is to rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10. I’ve been asked this question hundreds of times and I remember once, when I couldn’t catch my breath and I felt like my chest was on fire, the nurse asked me to rate the pain. Though I couldn’t speak, I held up 9 fingers. Later, when I started feeling better, the nurse came in and she called me a fighter. “You know how I know?” she said, “You called a 10 a 9.” But that wasn’t the truth.

I didn’t call it a 9 because I was brave. The reason I called it a 9 was because I was saving my 10…and this was it. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP

Now this is one of my favorite quotes from tfios. None of that ‘okay’ shit. This just shows the pure and raw pain that hazel was feeling.

theboywhocried-dean:

sonicspocketwrench:

spaceandbones:

List of significant females on Supernatural to wear plaid

image

image

image

List of significant females on supernatural who aren’t fucking dead

image

image

image

plaid saves the day

This explains why even when the Winchesters die, they don’t stay dead. Chronic plaid-wearing makes them immune.

image

brendanwtf:

I would describe Set It Off’s new sound as creepy Summer Set meets violently angsty Backstreet Boys

Set It Off - The Haunting (Surround Sound)
26 plays

fuhkdd:

The Haunting- Set It Off

Surround Sound

Thought I’d make a thing. It’s pretty okay; hope you like it!!

Listen with headphones for the best experience!!

austinmkerr, himynameismaxx, stressball, xxcherryxxp

officialbrucespringsteen:

hey isnt that jonas brother a disney kid

and now he’s half naked everywhere

and everyone is admiring him for growing up so nicely

wasnt miley cyrus a disney kid too

and she was half naked everywhere

and everyone freaked their fuckin shit

How anxiety works:
Person: you're loud
Anxiety: you're annoying, a worthless piece of shit to the human race.
Person: you're quiet
Anxiety: speak the fuck up you shy ass little whore.
Person: you failed the math test? Bummer.
Anxiety: you dumbass,you'll never get anywhere in life. Kill yourself.

oknope:

it’s only monday and i’m about 98% done with this week

I got something in the mail today

I got something in the mail today

It’s a good day

It’s a good day